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basillica:

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t drink and derive.

I SCREAMED

basillica:

tastefullyoffensive:

Don’t drink and derive.

I SCREAMED

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almatair:

Aww that’s so-

Oh hey shes getting olde-

Hey wait…

No…

NO!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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magpieandwhale:

officercalvinklein:

R.I.P. Staff Sergeant “Wild” Bill Guarnere (April 28, 1923 - March 8, 2014)

When I went in, I was eighteen. I thought it was all glory and you win lots of medals. You think you’re going to be the guy. Then you find out the cost is very great. Especially when you don’t see the kids you were with when you went in. Living with it can be hell. It’s like the devil presides in you. I knew what I signed up for, yes, and I would do it again. But the reality of war—words can’t begin to describe it.

Look at that handsome sonofagun. Smart man too. Thanks for all of it, Wild Bill. You had a hell of a run.

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cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

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0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

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iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

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notdavestrider:

davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

im laughing histerically right now

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